To the chucklehead on Orchard Avenue just now

[aberrantangels]

One of these first days you will turn, with just as little warning as you turned in front of me to get into the Giant, in front of someone who isn't as concerned with other drivers' safety as I am. On that day, the chibi American flag on your antenna won't save your shotgun-seat door from being caved in, and the "Support the Troops" ribbon on your damn bonnet hood won't stop the front of your vehicle crumbling.