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I wonder if he adopted the alias right after his template's death?
I've mentioned this party before. Dr. Rollo wrote about it in his "Normal Lives" column for Flare, in an installment entitled "My Plane Crashed on the Damn Runway Again" — based on his experience that "[a]nytime anyone with anywhere to be at any point during the day needs to visit Miami, their plane crashes on the damn runway."
Actually, the battling novas — black Muslim rap star Mefistofaleez and "private police nova" the Miami Streak* — were only a contributory factor in the plane's crash. The "pointless redneck brawl between these two atavisms" had gotten off the highway and onto an MIA runway. "The pilot, in an unwarranted fit of compassion, jerked the plane back up to avoid the slugfesting dimwits in the landing path." This attempt at aerodynamically unsupported VTOL had the nasty side-effect of snapping the wings off the 797, which thereupon executed the previously-mentioned 30-foot plummet. The devil-masked militant and Quantum Boom Records CEO ate a fine of US$900,000, half of which went to buy fresh wings for the plane and the other half into United Airlines' insurance fund.
( Kicking the gods of booze and death in the testicles is not for everyone. )
October 31
[Aberrant] Duke Rollo, neo-Gonzo journalist, is in Miami, watching 6,000 teenagers hump on the beach at MTV3's expense (including one poor girl who gets passed around like a bomber joint by "a detachment of turgid, drunken Sigma Phi Fuckheads").
I've mentioned this party before. Dr. Rollo wrote about it in his "Normal Lives" column for Flare, in an installment entitled "My Plane Crashed on the Damn Runway Again" — based on his experience that "[a]nytime anyone with anywhere to be at any point during the day needs to visit Miami, their plane crashes on the damn runway."
Actually, the battling novas — black Muslim rap star Mefistofaleez and "private police nova" the Miami Streak* — were only a contributory factor in the plane's crash. The "pointless redneck brawl between these two atavisms" had gotten off the highway and onto an MIA runway. "The pilot, in an unwarranted fit of compassion, jerked the plane back up to avoid the slugfesting dimwits in the landing path." This attempt at aerodynamically unsupported VTOL had the nasty side-effect of snapping the wings off the 797, which thereupon executed the previously-mentioned 30-foot plummet. The devil-masked militant and Quantum Boom Records CEO ate a fine of US$900,000, half of which went to buy fresh wings for the plane and the other half into United Airlines' insurance fund.
( Kicking the gods of booze and death in the testicles is not for everyone. )
